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Q: How can you tell if someone is a Vegan?

 

A: Don't worry, they'll f#@king tell you!

 

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This site is dedicated to helping people who are considering "going vegan" from making one of the dumbest possible decisions ever!

 

It also exists to dispel the myth that a plant-based diet is automatically healthier for you than one that contains animals.

Friends Don't Let Friends Go Vegan

If you are already a vegan, you are likely a lost cause, so go ahead and close your browser as I would hate for you to be confronted by actual facts... I know you people are allergic to them.

Try Not to Get Too Butthurt

While this page certainly pokes fun of the Vegan Agenda and the ideology behind it...

All of the jokes and jabs on this page and not intended to be mean-spirited...

Nor are they directed to any specific individuals (with few exceptions),

But they are intended to tease the Vegan community at large for holding on to such hypocritical and idiotic beliefs.

This page is intended to be a helpful resource to prevent people who are considering going vegan from making one of the dumbest possible decisions ever!

 

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." ~ Mark Twain

You've Been Conned

Watch this 4-minute video and see how they tricked the world into thinking meat was bad:

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My Beef with the Vegans

See what I did there? 😂

1. They are super annoying.

Just about every vegan I know constantly goes out of their way to let you know they are vegan at least 3x an hour. They are more annoying than your friends who constantly try to pitch you on their latest MLM schemes.

2. They are self-righteous

Most vegans go out of their way to shame those who are not vegan and walk around with a superiority complex that is sickening.

3Their bogus health claims.

This is what it really comes down to. They are stuck on the idea that saturated fat raises cholesterol, which leads to heart disease; therefore, meat must not be good for you.

Fortunately, study after study concludes that it's simply not true. Red meat is one of the most nutrient-dense foods on the planet, and eating meat is what helped homo sapiens to develop larger brains and move to the top of the food chain.